A Menacing Pineapple

I am a rather menacing pineapple from South Shields, England. This pineapple is 17 years old.

My face and other things


I just found the best Facebook page

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movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

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when your mom tells you to get off the computer


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fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm, via jacobafroguy)


yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin

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Anonymously describe yourself and i’ll say if i’d date you or not

(Source: let-thebastards-sing, via awayfrom-everything)

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