A Menacing Pineapple

I am a rather menacing pineapple from South Shields, England. This pineapple is 17 years old.

My face and other things

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

(via kervate)

put some numbers in my ask

1:let's have sex
2:let's have sex
3:let's have sex
4:let's have sex
5:let's have sex
6:let's have sex
7:let's have sex
8:let's have sex
9:let's have sex
10:let's have sex
11:let's have sex
12:let's have sex
13:let's have sex
14:let's have sex
15:let's have sex
choose wisely

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

(via iworkinthecomicbookshop)

REBLOG IF YOU WANT CURIOUS ANONS

(Source: cali-tropics, via kitten-xx)

grayskiesfashion asked: If I met you in real life I'd be like "get in the car, it's time to go dress as assassins" :p


Answer:

Awww hell yeah, fuckin’ assassins!

Inbox me a “If I met you in real life….”

asian:

I wanna hear all your scenarios omg

(via awayfrom-everything)

tothless:

imagine elves with freckles being looked upon with wonder and amazement because it is said that they are born with stars on their skin

(via cecilsgiantglowcloud)

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