A Menacing Pineapple

I am a rather menacing pineapple from South Shields, England. This pineapple is 17 years old.

My face and other things

snekysnek:

this—iswhatitfeelslike:

herbert, you beautiful little idiot.

my heart ♥

(via bronyapocalypse)

Anonymous asked: I told this guy I don't want to date him but he he won't leave me alone WHAT KIND OF EXPLOSION SHOULD I USE ON HIM???


Answer:

askmrtorgue:

ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO BLOW UP HIS HOUSE, APARTMENT, OR OTHER PROPERTY.

WHEN A DUDE DOESN’T RESPECT YOUR BOUNDARIES, YOU DETONATE HIS!!!!!!

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

(via rachell-emma)

I’m too sexually frustrated for my own good

(Source: bstacks17, via awayfrom-everything)

Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

(Source: ayoson, via vermivorous)

Anonymous asked: Hey fuck face


Answer:

Hey Vagina Breath!

send me have you ever’s and i’ll reply with yes or no

(Source: cokeproblem, via awayfrom-everything)

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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(via d0nnatron)

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