A Menacing Pineapple

I am a rather menacing pineapple from South Shields, England. This pineapple is 17 years old.

My face and other things

liquidfire:

thetomska:

thetomska:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

I made it to the end.

and by “the end” I mean the end of my life because I’m going to kill myself now goodbye forever

I watched this beginning to end and now I’m off to go shower in bleach

I feel like I want to punch a kitten. Ew god no.

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

(Source: lolgifs.net, via abused-kitten)

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