A Menacing Pineapple

I am a rather menacing pineapple from South Shields, England. This pineapple is 17 years old.

My face and other things


At least we don’t have to pay import tax on Irn Bru!


i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

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I really needed to hear that right now. (via ladyduffney)

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You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.


Depression is so isolating bc you don’t want to be a bother to anyone so you start doing really passive aggressive things to try and reach out, which makes you feel even worse so you end up quietly weeping in the bathroom and when someone knocks on the door you immediately hide yr face and clear yr throat and say “oh yeah, I’m fine.”

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Send me a stereotype about my country and I will tell you if it applies to me.


For the rebloggers: Make sure to put your country’s name in the tags UvU

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They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

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My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee


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I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.


i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via whiskey-in-broken-teacups)

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